reading about birthing

just finished my first book about getting the baby out - The Birth Book.

good stuff.

serious business.

it's all pretty exciting and oddly easy to visualize. i definitely feel more confident in the whole deal now that i'm beginning to acquire a bit of knowledge. it's all gonna be smooth sailing. of course, michelle gets wildly seasick, but nothing's perfect.

i do though wish that my parents lived closer to us and could be there for the action, but i'm not the one who moved to vermont, right? jk. jk.


in drinking for three news, i had 4 large beers today in the course of playing 16 holes of golf. why not 18, you ask? how about, why 18? fuck the system. down with the man.

i am a terrible golfer. this may never change.

clearly, if i am to live up to my title, i'll need to drink a lot more.

i'm going to try.

for now, i'm sending a frog and a birth book off to the mother-of-the-chupacabra, and waiting for action in the blood reds of cincinnati.

no one kill anyone here, and that's good. so far, a robbery gone wrong on april 30, a sort of heroic, stop-the-violence type violent shooting on may 8th, and that's it. unless you count the kid who lost at russian roulette, which i don't. so we're just working on some older cases, tracking down crack-whores, waiting on the feds, going to home depot, setting up buy-busts, playing golf.

it's tough being away from michelle, even though cincinnati is far more chill than i expected. i'm super anxious for july to arrive, when i'll be home for good, heading down the final hill towards baby-town. that's gonna feel really good.

of course, weiselberg's wedding in turkey is going to make a fairly nice end of june.